I have now had the pleasure of owning two cats for about two months and I've decided that I would like to join forces with them and be one.
PROS
- Sleeping most the day
- Larking around
- Being fed regularly for free
- Toilet cleaned by affectionate butler
- Having enough time in the day for watching the washing machine spin round
CONS
- Curiosity killed the cat
- Scaredy Cat
- Not enough room to swing a Cat (Thankfully)
- Let the cat out of the bag (Why was it in there in the first place?)
- Like a Cat on a hot tin roof (Ow!)
- Do i need 9 lives?
- Cat got your tongue (Sexy? Maybe this is a pro)
Why are there so many cat sayings? What have cats done that make them important enough for a saying?
I might make up some more gritty versions like:
'Fat scary cat howling like a human baby'
or
'Let the cat wee burn the nostrils'
or
'Like a cat but not quite like a cat'
or
"As industrious as a cat lying in the sun'
I don't think cats deserve a saying, they are far too lazy to earn a saying. As soon as cats come up with some hard evidence that they deserve these sayings I will be boycotting them.
Anyway I think I got sidelined by sayings. You know how it is, sometimes a saying can be betraying! (I love that one.)
Rich x
Meeeowww
